BIBLE VICE VERSA

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 01 – (02-19-17)

“You can’t tell a book by its title.” Beavis

The purpose of this narrative is to show that something is terribly wrong with the book called THE HOLY BIBLE. It seems to be upside down when read word for every single word. Thus, it appears to really be an unholy book spattered with blood and gore on […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 02 – (02-23-17)

Maybe the bloody theme of the Bible will explain what Huckleberry meant when he said that it was his father who was bad: Luke 19-27: But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither and slay them before me. Pardon me, Jesus? Isn’t it supposed to be […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 03 – (02-24-17)

We will get to the greatest contradiction in the Bible in a minute but first, I would like to elucidate the title BIBLE VICE VERSA with several more examples: Remember when Jesus went into the temple and tossed over the money changers’ tables, spilling their property on the floor? The Bible depicts this as holy […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 04 – (02-26-17)

Recall the theme which runs through the Bible like a ribbon of blood: “Slay them before me.” (Luke 19:27) or Moses 25:4: “Slay all those who joined unto Baal: A character is revealed primarily by what he says and what he does. Our main character, the king of kings, speaks for himself as […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 05 – (03-01-17)

Genesis:7:7 And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man and beast, and the creeping thing (serpent) and the fowls of the air for it repenteth me that I have made them: but you knew better? Moreover, the Lord is motivated by […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 06 – (03-03-17)

Has anyone noticed the contradiction between the flood and the Lord’s words thereafter? They are significant in terms of the Bible’s veracity: (Psalm 32) David the King of Israel speaking: “I acknowledge my sin unto thee (Lord) and mine iniquity have I not hid, I said, I will confess my transgressions unto the Lord; and […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 07 – (03-06-17)

Attend a sermon: Picture a nice, sunny Sunday morning. You brought along your twenty percent tithe AND THE KIDS. There is a rock band playing right in the sanctuary. They perform a brassy drum crescendo and then here come da’ preacher in a tailor made pinstriped suit and black shoes […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 08 – (03-09-17)

Bible Vice Versa: For example, The Lord goes back and forth throughout His book vacillating between saving Israel from the pagan Philistines, but then, VICE VERSA, helping the Philistines destroy his CHILDREN, the Israelites: Numbers 21:6 And the Lord sent fiery serpents among the people and they bit the people and much people of Israel […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 09 – (03-14-17)

“It’s far harder to kill a ghost than a reality.” Virginia Wolf

With THAT in mind, I was astounded to read about Haggai, a visionary prophet who calls for: “A renewed faith in God who controls the future.”

Apparently, Haggai didn’t realize that when God made mankind, He would “repent and regret” it! (Genesis) Thus, if […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 10 – (03-16-17)

Prologue to Abraham – Mr. FAITHFUL: Cain and Abel – “By FAITH Abel offered a BETTER sacrifice than Cain and so was favored by the Lord.” What? First of all, Paul is telling us this. (Hebrews) Paul is not a god but an apostle who actually started a resistance to the […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 11 – (03-20-17)

Genesis 4:21 And the Lord said unto Moses go return into Egypt BUT I WILL HARDEN THE KING’S HEART THAT HE SHALL NOT LET THE PEOPLE GO (Israel). Why would He harden their hearts, stiffening their necks, when He wants to free them from Egypt and even stoops so low as to kill all […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 12 – (03-25-17)

Exodus 20:25: The Lord saith: And of those wilt make me an altar of stone, thou shalt NOT build it of HEWN stone: for if thou LIFT up thy TOOL upon it, thou hast POLLUTED IT. Thus, we have a real problem to deal with. How are we going to get it rid of all […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 13 – (03-29-17)

Hi, my name is Job, and I live in Uz, not far from your homes. The Lord and Satan recently had a conversation and Satan talked God into removing His protective hedge from around me and my family in order to test my faith. Yes, I agree, unbelievable!

Since the deal was sealed, […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 14 – (04-04-17)

Preface to Jacob and Sons: Occasionally, one gets to see scripture acted out in real life right before one’s eyes: The other day, I was sitting on a bench waiting to be rotated into a seniors’ tennis match. A younger man by 20 years or so sat down next to me. He was resting […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 15 – (04-08-17)

First, one of the most appalling CONTRADICTIONS ever concocted by mankind, a contradiction so absurd that it puts the integrity of the entire Bible in question: Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against God: they should fall by the sword: THEIR INFANTS SHALL BE DASHED TO PIECES, AND THEIR WOMEN SHALL […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 16 – (04-15-17)

PROVERBS was written by the same man as Ecclesiastes: Solomon, the WISEST man in town. This is the same guy who “went in unto” 700 wives as Israel rose to its peak of glory. However, our WISE man’s ZEAL for the Lord DIMINISHES as he is overcome with lust and a brand new girlfriend […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 17 – (04-18-17)

We’ve dealt with God’s brand of WISDOM: God’s son: Luke 19:27: “Slay them before me,” and God, the Holy Ghost: “Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread DUNG upon your faces, even the DUNG of your solemn feasts; Malachi 2:3, and how about our “Thou shalt not kill” messenger, Moses: Numbers 25:5 Slay ye […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 18 – (04-25-17)

Real Estate or religion? Exodus 3:8 And I come down to deliver them (Israel) out of the hand of the Egyptians unto the place of the Canaanites, a land of milk and honey, but not for the Canaanites, the Hitites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites, Gentiles or heathen: Exodus 32:26-27 And the Lord said go […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 19 – (05-02-17)

Numbers and Deuteronomy: Posing as something new, both of these scriptures are copies of Exodus, and Leviticus. All four sections could have been written as one: Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy all depict the Lord coming to take His children out of Egypt; the Priests’ Laws; the Wilderness walk with more Leviticus laws, the […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 20 – (05-09-17)

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION: What does the preface to Joshua claim: the people of Israel learn a crucial lesson under Josh’s capable leadership: VICTORY comes through FAITH in God and OBEDIENCE to his WORD rather than through MILITARY MIGHT or NUMERICAL SUPERIORITY.

FAITH: trust or belief in religious doctrine.

Fine, but what religious doctrine: ETHNIC […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 21 – (05-17-17)

JUDGES: Appointed arbitrarily without legal certification to judge God’s children who just cannot be OBEDIENT to an angry and jealous God. Ironically, their jealous Father just keeps ENABLING them to continue being disobedient: Judges 2:11 and the children of Israel did evil in the sight of the Lord, and served Balim!

Judges:3:12 And the […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 22 – (05-26-17)

TRUTH IS MORE OFTEN FALSE: Before we get to a number of curious variations of the truth recorded in the Bible, let’s listen to John’s concept of truth: John 21:24: This is the disciple which testifieth of these things: and we KNOW that his testimony is TRUE. How would WE KNOW if his testimony […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 23 – (05-30-17)

Cycle of Madness: The children of Israel did evil again so the Lord ENABLES their enemies, the Hitites, the Ammons, the Agagites, the Canaanites, the Gentiles, the pagans, and the heathens to spoil them. He ENABLES all of His children’s enemies, at one time or another, to destroy his children as a punishment for doing […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 24 – (06-03-17)

“Your actions speak so loudly I cannot hear what you say.” Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Sermon on the Mount: The first two laws of the Lord are the theme of the sermon: Love God; love thy neighbor BUT the words of Jesus in his Sermon on the Mount COLLIDE LIKE A TRAIN WRECK with the Lord’s […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 25 – (06-10-17)

Esther and Ruth: To grasp the fraudulence of these two stories read the PREFACE: “God’s hand of providence (God’s protection) ) and His care of the children of Israel is EVIDENT throughout the Book of Esther even though God’s name never appears.” However, no where in this story is it EVIDENT that God had anything […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 26 – (06-20-17)

THE PARABLE is a story used to illustrate an idea or spiritual truth. Hence, it is a story told by a spirit or disembodied person or incorporeal being who has allegedly resurrected temporarily from the dead: But truth is that which is in accordance with fact or reality, not the opinion of a ghost who […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 27 – (07-14-17)

Banquet Parable: Don’t go to the king’s wedding without wearing a holy ghost costume as many are invited but few are chosen.

Householder – Vineyard Parable: Those who work all day are equal to those who take a smoke every 15 minutes.

Wheat and Tares Parable: Don’t hang out with the Southside Cribs.

Kingdom Like Leaven […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 28 – (07-18-17)

Foreskinning: David traded a couple hundred Philistine foreskins for Michal, Saul’s daughter, but not to worry as the Catholic variation on the INVISIBLE MAN IN THE SKY, persists in doing the same to babies! However, the invisible man in the sky allegedly created men in His image (a guess as there were no […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 29 – (07-27-17)

Who will save the Jebusites from David and the Lord? Samuel 2 5:6 David goes to Jerusalem unto the Jebusites who were there first. The Jebusites did not want David there as they were the inhabitants of the land before them. Can you blame the Jebusites: 4:12 the slayers of Saul’s son, Ishbosheth, […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 30 – (08-14-17)

Proverbs and Ecclesiastes, were allegedly written by Solomon the central character of KINGS ONE. Consequently, as I have already covered Proverbs and Ecclesiastes on two separate pages, I will only do a review before we look at Solomon of KINGS BOOKS ONE AND TWO: SOLOMON: WHO TURNS TO PAGAN WIVES, BUILDS A TEMPLE IN JERUSALEM, […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 31 – (09-02-17)

Solomon – hires an assassin to kill three opponents, Adonijah, Joab, and Shimei; claims all is vanity but overlays Lord’s temple with cherubim of gold; “goes in unto” 700 wives without access to Viagra; let’s wives seduce him away from the Lord to serve Baal, Balim and Belial, allegedly false gods […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 32 – (09-03-17)

Kings 2: “Self righteousness is the perennial temptation of prophets and priests.” Conrad Hyers

Elijh, although not a king but a prophet, a good shepherd, he proves to King Ahazia in Samaria that he is a man of God, not a man of Baalzebub: simply kill the king’s captains and men: 2Kings 1:8 And the […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 33 – (09-05-17)

Kings 2 continues with repetitions of deliverances from and to the heathen: 17:6 Hoshea, helpless, because the lord is angry again and delivers him and Israel to the Assyrians! 17:7-9 Israel had done evil in the sight of the Lord and walked in the statutes of the heathen. Delivering His children to and from […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 34 – (09-26-17)

First and second Chronicles: a divine editorial on the history of God’s People: or things omitted from Samuel and Kings: a religious history of the Davidic dynasty of Judah: not a political history like Samuel and Kings: First Chronicles begins with the royal line of David and then traces the spiritual significance of David’s […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 35 – (10-14-17)

CHRONICLES 2: REPEATS FIRST AND SECOND KINGS AND EMPHASIZES ZEALOUS REFORMERS, THOSE KINGS WHO PATTERN THEIR LIVES AFTER THE LIFE AND REIGN OF KING DAVID! CHRONICLES 2 IGNORES THE NORTHERN KINGDOM OF ISRAEL BECAUSE OF ITS FALSE WORSHIP AND REFUSAL TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE TEMPLE OF JERUSALEM: Pardon me? David killed Uriah and “went […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 36 – (11-07-17)

Characterization: Distinguishing qualities, distinctive behavior, characteristic features or qualities, mental or moral qualities: Hence, all of the Bible’s characters are the same person:

Solomon: driven by lust, but according to Nehemiah 13:36 Even him (Solomon) did outlandish women cause to sin: these words characterize a holy man: blame it on the women. “The priest […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 37 – (11-25-17)

Repetition: To say, recite, repeat, reproduce, replicate over and over and over again:

Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations (Jeremiah) and Ezekiel: several thousand words in one paragraph: My children have rebelled against me, and they have forsaken the Lord. Jerusalem is like Sodom so they must be punished by the sword, the plague, and even the […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 38 – (12-09-17)

Does Daniel wear the same pair of sandals as everyone else? Could he possibly be gay? So far they all wear the same pair of sandals. However, Huckleberry Finn and his father are nothing alike: “It’s not me but my Father who is bad” saith huckleberry.

Daniel: Here the narrator tells us that […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 39 – (12-30-17)

The Rogues’ Gallery:

The Lord: Numbers 25:4 And the Lord said unto Moses, Take all the heads of the people and hang them up before the Lord against the sun that the fierce anger of the Lord may be turned away from Israel.

Moses: Numbers 25:5: And Moses said unto the judges of […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 40 – (01-08-18)

Introducing a brand new game in which Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, and The Sermon on the Mount will be subjected to a point counter point challenge for wisdom:

PROVERBS by Solomon:

The Lord is the beginning of knowledge: “I regret and repent making man” even though I am omniscient and knew beforehand that I would “regret and repent making […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 41 – (01-10-18)

Ecclesiastes:

“All is vanity,” saith Solomon. “I haven’t failed. I’ve just tried 10,000 ways that didn’t work,” saith Thomas Edison who had no time for ostentatious gold cherubim, 700 wives, singing songs for a concubine or murder. To Mr. Edison, “futility” was invention untried, not pretending to cut babies in half.

The eye is […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 42 – (01-13-18)

The Sermon on the Mount: Remember Moses, the prophet who brought the Ten Commandments down from the mount: Numbers 25:4 Slay ye every man who joined unto Baal: However, on behalf of Moses, we could go with the first excuse of the Third Reich guards: “I was only following orders.”

The Sermon on the Mount: […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 43 – (01-26-18)

The Psalms in eight words: Magnify the Lord; Save me; Destroy my enemies. Now, repeat variations of this over and over and over and over again.

The Parables in one Paragraph: Like the good tenants of the earth, not those slain by Moses for joining unto Baal (Numbers 25:4) or those slain by […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 44 – (01-27-18)

The Parables Vice Versa:

The Parable of the King and the Naïve Banquet Guest:

The king sat in a high-backed chair at a long dinner table covered with a linen table cloth. Along the marble walls, there were solid gold cherubim hanging at regular intervals. A dozen guests sat in low-backed chairs all around the table […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 45 – (01-28-18)

The Parable of the Convict and the Chaplain:

The cell doors clanked and the chaplain entered the cold and barren cell. He introduced himself to the convict, and rapidly passed his hand up and down over the convict’s face as if he were swatting flies. The convict waved him off and turned his head […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 46 – (01-30-18)

The Parable of the King and the Farmer’s Pigs:

There once was a very bright king who could even do miracles if one was in the right place at the right time like right in front of him. As for the leper around the corner, these selective miracles were not for him as there was […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 47 – (01-31-18)

The Parable of the Omniscient King:

There once was a king who claimed to be omniscient. That is he was all knowing, could see through walls, which could be embarrassing for Sister Gertrude, traveled the world to and fro, and was present everywhere at all times. He was so proud of his […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 48 – (02-02-18)

The Parable of the Donkey and the King:

The king had just finished delivering a major speech in which he coaxed the population to disregard wealth and emphasize the importance of poverty in their lives. His point was quite clear: Give up all of your possessions and come follow me as money is the root of […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 49 – (02-03-18)

The Parable of the Fig Tree:

The king came to his special adviser demanding that he repent right now for not seeing to it that the palace fig tree bore fruit. He told the delinquent adviser that he had six months to get that gosh darn tree to bear some fruit because he was quite jealous […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 50 – (02-03-18)

The Parable of the Two Invitational Banquets:

The King in the temple on the mountain sent out invitations to his annual banquet, but many of the invited did not come. However, the lord of the nearby valley sent out similar invitations to his own banquet, some came and some did not come as they were busy […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 51 – (02-05-18)

The Parable of Bobby Wheat-ly and Tommy Tare-or:

There was an overweight young man, Bobby Wheat-ly, who lived right next door to a slender young man, Tommy Tare-or. Bobby was a sweet young man who did absolutely everything according to the book. For example, he was the only boy in the neighborhood who wore both […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 52 – (02-06-18)

The Parable of the Last Fig Tree:

The King was exhausted after performing miracles in Jerusalem all day so he went out of the city to Bethany for the night. In the morning after a good night sleep, he was quite hungry as he had told everyone the day before to give up all of […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 53 – (02-08-18)

The Parable of Narcissism Out of Control:

And it came to pass that the king did tempt his servant. He said to the servant, please take your only son, Matthew, up to the mountain yonder and offer your loved one for a burnt offering.

The servant, being quite zealous and full of ardor for […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 54 – (02-09-18)

The Parable of the Rich Man Poor Man Devil Man Spooked:

Hi, I don’t understand it! Let me introduce myself to you. I am an Arabian patriarch living in the land of Uz. I have lived a perfect life of faith in my King so he has not delivered me to Baal. […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 55 – (02-10-18)

The Parable of the Peeping Tom

There once was a king, anointed by a king and selected by a king to be a king of sorts. The problem was that the anointed king had a serious problem: He was a Peeping Tom.

David, the anointed one, had just finished slaying […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 56 – (02-14-18)

The Parable of the Wayward King:

A group of men, many of whom had helped build the King’s temple of gold, were playing dominoes in the temple. Some were changing money and others were buying and selling goods between games.

The King came in a back door in a very bad mood which was […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 57 – (04-08-18 )

The best way to transition from the Old Testament to the New Testament is by characterization: what they say and what they do. Are they going to be the same? Let’s see:

The Lord: not even one’s testicles are safe: “I will corrupt their seed. Nor are their solemn feasts safe: “I will […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 58 – (04-09-18)

John 21:24 This is the disciple which testifieth of these things: and we know that his testimony is true: who does “we” refer to? The gang of disciples following Jesus after giving up all of their possessions, maybe. Next, how do we know that his testimony is true? Maybe the testimony of […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 59 – (04-11-18)

Preface to Acts: The Sepulchre One Mary, two Mary’s three Mary’s four: your guess is as good as those who “testifieth of these things: and we know that his testimony and the rest of the disciples and apostles who are full of the Holy Ghost must be true. This assumption, of course, […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 60 – (04-11-18)

Acts: The great Commission of the missionaries who are to spread the news of the risen savior to the remote corners of the earth or the ACTS of the apostles: written by the same man who disagreed with himself about the proper last words spoken by Jesus before he ascended.

Acts personified: 4:31 – […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 61 – (04-14-18)

Romans: Paul, a tentmaker, who lives in the homes of others and travels to and fro throughout the world sermonizing others on the proper way to believe. Meanwhile, he accepts donations from the Macedonians and the Philippians when he needs the Lord’s “strengthening”. He’s a visionary who has visions and hears voices in […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 62 – (04-15-18)

Corinthians 1: Paul founded a church Acts 18: 1-17 so let’s check out the character of this preacher: What does he say and what does he do? Does he give up tent making to preach the gospel? What certifications in psychology does he have to preach to us. Does he wear sandals or […]

BIBLE VICE VERSA – Page 63 – (04-17-18)

Corinthians 2: Paul, a missionary, anointed by God in his own mind, and a man subject to visions in which he hears voices in the night, and even voices of the Lord, an invisible ghost in the sky is now going to preach to Corinth, the most important city in Greece.

First and foremost […]

Bible Vice Versa – Page 64 – (4 – 22 – 18)

Galatians: launched the Christian experience by faith and PAUL’S LAW: 3:13 Christ has redeemed us (believing Jews and gentiles, heathen) from the curse of the law. However, neither Christ, nor his Father ever said this, only Paul and his brand new PAUL’S LAWS.

God’s Law is emphatic: Genesis 17:14 and bears repeating: And the uncircumcised […]

Bible Vice Versa – Page 65 – ( 4 – 23 – 18)

Ephesians: Paul tells his flock to look at the content of heaven for your own personal “bank account”. However, Paul looked to the Macedonians and the Philippians when his “bank account” went dry and he LACKED SUPPLIES as it Acts 6:1-4 is not reason (desirable) that we should leave the word of God and serve tables. But […]

Bible Vice Versa – Page 66 – (4 – 23 – 18)

Philippians: Thank you Phillipi for your help in my hour of need, and here’s some instruction in Christian unity: as I do not serve tables.

1:26 Stand fast in one spirit with one mind for the gospel: Accordingly, all must believe that heathen are ANATHAMA even though they are simply people with no religion or people with no […]

Bible Vice Versa – Page 67 – (4 – 23 – 18)

Colossians: Paul to the Christ of the Church, the new Christian church, not of God and His commands, but a church developed by Paul who is in opposition to the Old Testament. However, Paul must not be aware of God’s omniscience because God, who can see the past, present and the future, would have known about Paul and […]